What happened to Santa when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Who’s Rudolph’s favourite singer?
How does Darth Vader like his Christmas turkey?
On the dark side
Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
Because they always drop their needles
What do you get if you cross santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker.
What did Santa ask Rudolph about the weather?
Is it going to rain, dear?
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.