The countdown to Christmas twenty eighteen has begun,
And the team at Police Bank want to have a little fun.
We’re pulling together our greatest ideas,
On how to deal with Christmas, your relos, and fears.
It’s not always easy to make your gifts great,
So we’ll give you some tips and you’ll hear a ‘thaaaaanks mate’.
There’ll be some advice on your aging panettone,
And what you should do ‘bout the cousin who’s phony.
So stayed tuned for twenty five days of advice,
On how to make your Christmas more than just nice.
Sit back and enjoy as we update you daily,
It’ll be much more fun than that Hawaiian ukulele!